if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important
- perfect eyebrows
- 24/7 love and affection
girls dont care about how tall u are. how good looking u are. how hot ur body is. girls only care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. memes
i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
listen up fives, a maybe six on a good day is speaking
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR THE PAST FIVE MINUTES AND IN THE SECOND GIF THERE’S A MOMENT WHER E TINY ORANGE KIT SEE SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING ON THE FLOOR BUT MOMMY KIT TAP THE EAR LIKE ‘NO BABBU PAY ATTENTION OK’ AND THAT IS WHEN I FUCKING LOSE IT